random thoughts in the fog part II

so as it was established last night appleton wisconsin is foggy as fuck. how foggy is foggy as fuck you ask? fucking foggy enough to have a second flight cancelled on a short 3 day, 3 long fucking days, bidness trip. now appleton is not only foggy as fuck, it is also small as fuck. so when one finds oneself stranded at the appleton wisconsin airport, united airlines in their infinite wisdom, with their grand foresight, puts you weary ass on a bus and you ride 3 fucking hours to chicago. so we may now enter the fine metropolos of milwakee to my 9 of the past 12 day itinerary. all schlameil, schlamazel, hosenpepper incorporated of it. oh and the fine roadside stop of "osh"vegas .... really? you cheese eating, permafrost mutherfucker?? oh well whatever. so now that i am here in Chi Town, i get to wait another 6 hours to board a plane back to Arizona. fuckin AWEsome! i love the mid west in a decidedly "i hate the fucking midwest" sort of way. oh and incase you are wondering

i hate fog now too.

for those of you from the midwest, my deepest apologize for my rantings, however, you really should come to your senses and move west.